By Anonyme - 13/04/2014 22:36 - France
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Bonjour à Tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils m'ont fait bien rire aussi. J'ai retrouvé mon vélo à la fac hier. Ce qui veut dire que deux mois plus tôt j'y suis allée en vélo et je suis rentrée à pied. Pour ceux qui se le demandent encore, oui, j'ai une mémoire de poisson rouge. Pour ma défense, j'y vais pas souvent en vélo et je l'avait laissé devant une salle où je vais rarement. J'ai failli déclarer le vol, mais mon vélo est tellement pourri, c'était pas vraiment la peine (vélo de grand mère, pas de vitesses, rouillé.) C'est surement pour cette raison qu'on ne me l'a pas volé pendant les deux mois où il a dormi dehors. Par chance je n'ai pas jeté la clef du cadenas je vais donc pouvoir ramener mon vélo chez moi et le ranger à côté de mon nouveau vélo, celui qu'on vient de m'offrir. Merci de m'avoir lue et de m'avoir publiée. A bientôt, pour de nouvelles mésaventures!