Tendre le bâton…
By SportiveDuDimanche - 19/09/2014 09:48 - Union européenne
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By SportiveDuDimanche - 19/09/2014 09:48 - Union européenne
By vazaha - 19/09/2014 15:34 - Madagascar
By Bibiduweb - 28/09/2014 11:53 - Belgique - Brussels
By Naestra_ - 29/09/2014 13:03 - France - Le Barcar
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et si je vous dis que le colis était pour mes lapins je suis pas sure que ça me rendra plus crédible en fait... -__-'
By okayyyy - 01/10/2014 16:39 - France - Meudon
By Anonyme - 02/10/2014 21:07 - France - Saint-chamond
By Philippe - 05/10/2014 15:00 - France - Franconville
By enceintemaispastrop - 07/10/2014 06:01 - France
By Anonyme - 08/10/2014 07:15 - France - Paris
By N - 08/10/2014 12:48 - France
By Ryvan7 - 09/10/2014 15:08 - France - Paris
By Iceburg60 - 09/10/2014 21:04 - France - Nogent-sur-oise
By Repassetonpermis - 11/10/2014 21:28 - France - Boulazac
By Etmerde.. - 12/10/2014 09:03 - France - Le Bouscat
By Beeper - 12/10/2014 10:01 - États-Unis - Champaign
By Samyueru - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By JohnnyWalker - 16/10/2014 10:08 - Suisse - Lausanne
By pianozig - 19/10/2014 22:53 - Guadeloupe - Les Abymes
By PanameO - 21/10/2014 15:39 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 22/10/2014 15:15
Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci de l'avoir validée, quelle fierté !! :D Maintenant, un peu plus de détails sur cette "mésaventure". Je ne suis pas en vacance à Madagascar, j'y vis, et ce depuis bientôt 8 ans. Alors croyez moi ce genre de péripétie on connaît ;) . Nous étions partis en brousse pour un profiter d'un long week-end, qui fut super au passage. Le matin du départ, mon frère ayant été malade toute la nuit précédente, on a commandé une menthe à l'eau pour ce dernier. Alors oui, aujourd'hui on sait que cette formulation n'est pas correcte ici, de même qu'une "eau à la menthe" comme certains ont proposé. On sait dorénavant qu'il faut demander "un sirop de menthe à l'eau". Bref, je vous laisse imaginer nos têtes quand on a vu l'assiette de feuilles de menthe. Même notre ami malgache était plié de rire. On a été patient car ici, c'est le pays du "Mora-mora", en gros : "doucement-doucement", on apprend à attendre et à s'armer de patience. Mais malgré ce genre de surprise, on adore ce pays ;)