Cujo
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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Mais non! ;-) carrément pas. On veut tous les deux se marier (déjà un loulou de presque 5 ans si tu regardes la vdm précédente). Il tient juste à faire une "vraie" demande, j'attends donc de voir ce qu'il me réserve! Et je suis aussi taquine que lui donc ya aucun soucis!