By Micka - 16/07/2014 11:03 - France - Paris
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I’m your new creative director
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Nelsono's favorite FMLs
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Miam miam
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-Nazaire
By Chop1 - 22/07/2014 22:06 - France - Saumur
Rameur
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Méchante
By restecool - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
Mais Mamaaaaaaan !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By colibri110 - 26/07/2014 20:10 - Belgique - Montegn
By nimportequiter - 26/07/2014 22:54 - France - Quilly
Taxe ma clope
By TooBadToSmoke - 25/05/2013 23:56 - France - Vert-saint-denis
By Anonyme - 26/05/2013 10:34 - France - Graveson
By Anonyme - 26/05/2013 19:20 - Belgique - Roux
By TsFully - 27/05/2013 10:39 - France
Quoi ma gueule ?
By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
By VAUDOO - 03/06/2013 18:55 - France - Paris
Les incultes
By kreolexpatrié - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Dr. McOops - 10/06/2013 11:40 - France - Moiron
By Koalasalade - 10/06/2013 16:53 - France - Geispolsheim
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By Jo9438 - 16/06/2013 17:11 - France - Grenoble
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM que j'ai soumise avec mon copain, c'est même lui qui en a eu l'idée. J'y repensais aujourd'hui et comme j'aime souvent avoir les commentaires de l'auteur, je me suis dit que je devrais donner plus d'explications. Cette scène ne s'est jamais vraiment passée, étant donné que nous avons longtemps été en relation (très) longue distance. On était en train de discuter sur skype alors qu'il allait prendre son petit déjeuner, et la discussion a commencé à dériver un peu alors je lui ai dit plus ou moins sérieusement "j'ai envie de tout mettre par terre et de t'allonger sur la table". Oui, je pensais à ce moment là à un grand mouvement de bras pour tout balayer sans trop faire attention à la vaisselle sale ou à la nourriture, désolée pour ceux que ça dérange, mais j'avoue que si j'avais un jour à le faire réellement je pense que j'en serais incapable. Il a tout de même eu un air un peu paniqué et perdu en me répondant "on pourrait au moins mettre le beurre au frigo?", en ajoutant qu'il préférerait TOUT ranger avant de faire des bêtises. Sur le coup ça m'a un peu surpris, il n'est pas maniac, mais maintenant que j'y pense ça ne m'étonne pas de lui. En tout cas ça m'a fait rire et lui aussi, c'est là qu'il a proposé de poster une VDM et on a beaucoup rigolé en la formulant, puis en lisant tout vos commentaires. On a fait les comptes de combien de commentaires sont de son côté et combien du mien, et j'ai le plaisir de vous annoncer qu'actuellement, sur 132 commentaires, je mène de 31 points à 19 (vous êtes tous des coquins!). Ça fait aujourd'hui trois semaines qu'on est de nouveau réunis, et aucun beurre n'a été traumatisé (pour l'instant...)