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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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Oyé Oyé! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Alors en fait, je ne suis pas le chauffeur ^^ j'étais assise juste à côté de cette mamie, elle avait en effet peur alors à chaque fois qu'elle voyait que le chauffeur accélérait, elle lui donnait une tape sur la tête. Le chauffeur a été très indulgent avec elle et lui a gentiment demandé d’arrêter. Cette situation m'as beaucoup fait rire et j'ai donc décidé de la poster en tant que VDM. Pour ceux qui disent "Normalement il y a une vitre", si vous préférez, c’était un car, un truc pour faire des longs voyages quoi. Il n'y avait donc pas de vitres :)
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By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, alors oui c'était à mon mari. Après la lettre C il faut mettre un L et un I... et nous avons fait sauvagement l'amour quand je suis sorti de ma douche avant que lui ne s'en aille pour sa garde de 24H. Il est sapeur pompier professionnel. Donc je n'ai pas eu le temps de lui dire avant qu'il parte et je lui ai envoyé le texto ce matin à mon réveil. Et oui ma mère est très cool. Caro.