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By LGM - 13/07/2008 14:12
LGM tells us more.
On est OBLIGÉ de commencer une VDM par "aujourd'hui"... en réalité, "aujourd'hui" je suis arrivé à Arcachon (via Bordeaux) après douze heures de trajet et un détour de 400 kms... j'ai posté ma VDM avant d'aller dormir sur la plage. et "demain" j'achète un GPS plutôt que d'imprimer des trajets à la c*** sur viamichelin.com, ce qui me servira au moins à rentrer sans visiter lisbonne !!!
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By 8juni - 15/08/2008 21:34
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Merci pour tous vos messages de soutien et de critique je suis peut-etre trop crédule, mais c'est parce que je fais confiance aux gens autour de moi, peut-etre à tort, mais cela ramène plus de sourires et de joie que si je doutais de tout. Pour ceux qui tentent de defendre l'indéfendable, le concept d'eau en poudre est vraiment un cas sans espoir Pour ceux qui racontent leurs anecdotes de comment ils ont fait souffrir leur jeunes apprentis, voyez que quand on tombe dans le panneau, c'est vraiment une grosse VDM Bonnes vacances à tous ceux qui en ont la chance, bon courage aux autres ;) Louis
By pweet - 19/08/2008 18:09
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Ça me fait plaisir que vous vous soyez bien marré sur ma VDM. Y'a 5 minutes y'a encore un autre mec qui vient de sonner - oui ? - bah tiens ça, la porte elle parle - non monsieur c'est MONSIEUR PORTE - (éclats de rire) Je lui ai quand même ouvert à ce mec complètement bourré... J'espère que c'est pas lié avec les récents cambriolages dans mon immeuble...
By Laurinette - 12/09/2008 09:35
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Oui c'était ça, effectivement, deux chiffres plus deux chiffres genre : 31.54 (Vous croyez quand même pas que je vais vous donner mon vrai code lol) Et j'ai vraiment senti ma mâchoire tomber de surprise en entendant ces chiffres... Comme dans les dessins animés !
By mamdzelle - 26/09/2008 10:46
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merci pour vos commentaire plus que sympas! pour vous répondre : effectivement y'a pire comme VDM mais c'est tellement symbolique des petits imprévus de la vie de maman que ... voilà ! et pour le trésor ? je vous laisse le découvrir : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wacp_et-si-jetais_people
By miss - 08/10/2012 13:04
Serge le Mytho
By Flyingbitos - 25/11/2008 17:20
Ça tient toujours ?
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By kany57 - 04/02/2009 20:26
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J'ai bien rigolé avec la gardienne de prison n'empêche!!
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Bonjour, pour répondre à quelques réactions : * le futur bébé va très bien, je dois accoucher dans 2 jours... (cette histoire m'est donc arrivée il y a 3 mois) * oui, il s'agissait bien de la bonne voiture lol ! * non, il n'y avait pas de bus pour me rendre à mon travail malheureusement... * non, à 6 mois de grossesse on n'est pas forcément en arrêt (sauf si complications bien entendu). le congés maternité commence à 7,5 mois de grossesse.