Self report
By Lucky girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Apach
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Lucky girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Apach
By Sam - 01/01/2013 08:50 - France
By Anonyme - 01/01/2013 14:16 - Canada - Montreal
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 00:27 - France - Malakoff
By Poly24 - 02/01/2013 10:40 - France - Saint Denis
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Chaville
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 11:19 - France - Andr
By Little_Karo - 02/01/2013 13:29 - France - Erbalunga
By loose - 02/01/2013 15:23 - France - Cholet
By Matou - 02/01/2013 17:34 - France
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 19:19 - France - Strasbourg
By resteragros - 03/01/2013 12:48 - Belgique - Wavre
By vianney - 03/01/2013 16:22 - France - Grenoble
By pepsi_ - 03/01/2013 19:23 - Belgique - Grivegn
Comme je vois que pour certains ce n'est pas clair : la femme m'a passé son téléphone pour écrire le message, et concernant le fait qu'elle n'y voyait pas clair je pense qu'elle avait oublié ses lunettes et que ça ne la dérangeait pas outre mesure de me "mêler" à cette histoire. Franchement j'ai hésité, je crois qu'elle a dû voir les 2-3 secondes de temps de réaction alors qu'elle m'avait déjà donné son portable, toute confiante. Je me sens extrêmement coupable, mais égoïstement rassurée de ne pas connaître le numéro.
By karpat - 03/01/2013 23:09 - France
By pac_man98 - 04/01/2013 01:26 - Suisse - Saint-sulpice
By dentdelait - 04/01/2013 08:15 - France
By Inconnu - 04/01/2013 10:31 - France
By lorlondon - 04/01/2013 17:05 - Réunion - Sainte-clotilde
By eloalves - 04/01/2013 17:28 - France - Nouan-le-fuzelier
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)