Madame Classe
By M.Ranou - 29/04/2012 20:08 - France
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By M.Ranou - 29/04/2012 20:08 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
By MaitreSoda - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Money-money-money - 29/04/2012 22:52 - France - Venelles
By DommageHaha - 29/04/2012 23:11 - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 30/04/2012 14:25 - France - Versailles
By Cendrillonne - 30/04/2012 11:47 - France - Pau
By Barjooele - 30/04/2012 15:51 - France - Versailles
By CoinCoinCanard - 30/04/2012 18:19 - France - Rennes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM =) (d'ailleurs je n'aurais jamais pensé qu'elle serait validée). Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien faits rigoler, et c'est très gentil pour certains d'être volontaire, vraiment^^ Alors pour préciser, lorsqu'on pose le petit canard sur le sol, celui-ci part très vite pour traverser la pièce, d'où l'idée de tous les allumer et de les aligner, puis de les faire partir pour voir lequel arrive en premier (je tiens à dire pour l'instant que le noir est le plus rapide^^). Alors certes, il y a peut-être un message derrière tout ça, mais je ne raconte pas non plus tout à ma mère, mes soeurs, et ma cousine, il est possible qu'elles ignorent quelques petits détails de ma vie^^ Et non, elles ne se sont pas données le mot, mes soeurs ont bien rigolé en voyant qu'elles m'avaient offertes la même chose^^ Et je confirme certains commentaires : oui, recevoir un sextoy de sa mère, ça fait drôle, et il y a un petit moment de gêne qui vient, mais cela reste ma mère, nous sommes proches, et ça peut se dépasser^^
By No_foot_no_clash - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By GirlyClaire - 30/04/2012 19:27 - France - Soissons
By NoBoobsAnymore - 30/04/2012 20:35 - France - Morillon
By utio - 30/04/2012 21:42 - France
By Avion - 01/05/2012 05:37 - France
By Anonyme - 01/05/2012 19:41 - France - Lyon
Suis-je conne au point de me rendre compte que c'est ma VDM et que je l'est posté alors que je n'était pas connecté !! VDM pour moi :) & sinon, cette VDM n'a rien de pervers, je l'ai juste mal tournée !! :)
By lulu_argent - 01/05/2012 20:28 - Espagne - Gij
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
By VDM... - 02/05/2012 09:57 - France - Tours
By laminefall - 02/05/2012 13:06 - France - Beauvoir-sur-mer
By Absent minded - 02/05/2012 21:43 - France - Vincennes
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Nous sommes ensemble depuis bientôt 4 ans. J'aime le faire sourire, lui faire plaisir et le surprendre. Mon message au micro était donc un clin d'oeil, une surprise parmi d'autres dans notre vie pour l'étonner et lui redire combien il compte pour moi. Pour la petite histoire: nous avions RDV à une station dans Paris. Lorsqu'il m'a annoncé au téléphone à quelle station son métro se situait, j'ai compris que nous étions dans le même. Ce fut de l'impro totale: j'ai été voir le conducteur, lui ai gentiment demandé si je pouvais emprunter son micro pour dire à mon compagnon combien je l'aime. Il a accepté, et je lui ai donc dis quelques mots au travers des hauts parleurs du métro. Ca a raté puisqu'il n'a entendu que la fin mais ça aura eu le mérite de nous faire rire ;)