By Anonyme - 10/05/2012 11:54 - France - Nanterre
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About Melissa67
Je suis en 2e année de licence en Etudes Chinoises, je suis d'origine turque, j'espère devenir prof de français à Taiwan. J'apprends également le japonais.
J'adore la musique, j'écoute de la Kpop, Jpop et Cpop.
J'aime sortir avec des amis, les dramas japonais, taiwanais et coréens, les arts martiaux chinois et japonais, la liste est longue.. ^^
Voilà, c'est tout pour le moment ;)
p.s: Je suis désolée de répondre avec du retard aux messages, je ne vais pas tous les jours sur vdm ^^
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Je vis à Montréal... et comme j'ai des gros arbres en arrière de chez moi, je suis envahie d’écureuils gris... les plus laids et les plus farouches!
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By TBTC - 08/05/2012 12:05 - France
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur et je vais préciser quelques petites choses... Déjà, ce n'était pas "dégeu" ou "hard"... juste que ce n'était pas mon genre, je n'ai pas eu spécialement de relations dans ma vie donc je suis assez "classique" au lit. Ensuite, nous étions ensemble depuis trois ans et cela fait... quoi... quatre ou cinq mois qu'il m’embêtait avec ça... D'abord en insinuant, puis en cajoleries puis plus directement alors oui, j'ai fini par accepter. Qu'est-ce qu'on ferait pas par amour... Au final, je n'ai, comme je le pensais, pas spécialement apprécié et il a totalement plus profité que moi du moment... Autant dire que j'ai été assez "surprise" quand il m'a sorti ça. Heureusement, je n'en suis pas sortie complètement traumatisée et je ne risque pas de le regretter car, trop bonne trop conne comme l'ont dit certains commentateurs, oui... mais pas au point de pleurer pour lui !
Wouhou, une VDM publié, j'ai plus qu'à être quoté sur DTC et je peux mourir tranquille :D Sinon pour répondre à tous vos commentaires (je suis déçu d'ailleurs, j'ai même pas eu le droit à un jeu de mot aha) : Non je n'ai pas choisis ma colocation et je ne savais pas qu'il y avait deux Français. Non je ne bosse pas uniquement avec mon patron (encore heureux), mais une bonne partie des échanges (quasi la moitié) se font en français dans la boite. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, comme vous me l'avez tous conseillé (j'admire cette vision unanime de l'irlande d'ailleurs) je passe la plupart de mes soirées dans les pubs, avec (presque) aucun français, et après la 4eme guiness je suis bilingue !