Stagiaire fatigué
By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
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By Miqueline - 13/05/2012 22:56 - France - Annemasse
By frenchmaid - 14/05/2012 05:22 - Canada - Montreal
By natouuuyyy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Ally - 14/05/2012 21:48 - Belgique - Engis
By IUTienne33 - 14/05/2012 22:05 - France - Talence
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Oui, je sais je n'ai pas le même pseudo, étant donné que je n'étais pas sur mon compte. Bref, je tenais d'abord à vous remercier pour être justement de mon côté, et ne pas avoir été "tenté" de m'incendier puisque je suis partie dénoncer cet homme. Je vous avouerais que j'ai hésité pendant un moment. Dois-je lui dire ou pas ? Si je lui dis c'est la fin de leur couple, mais je me suis mise à sa place et je sais que j'aurais aimé qu'on me le dise si mon homme faisait des avances à une de mes amies. Surtout qu'il a été assez odieux avec elle, la comparant à moi. " Elle n'est pas si douce que toi, elle n'est pas si gentille, si marrante", etc. J'ai trouvé cela assez déplacé sachant qu'il lui sort des "je t'aime" à tout va. Donc voilà, en ce qui concerne la réaction de mon "amie", j'ai d'abord pensé qu'elle plaisantait, mais non non, elle était bien sérieuse. Je lui donc dit (pour ceux qui veulent connaître la suite) " Oui, tu as raison, je ne t'arrives décidemment pas à la cheville, c'était une vilaine blague de ma part, mais le jour où il te quittera pour une autre, ne compte pas sur moi pour venir te consoler". On est bien d'accord pour l'élire la plus nulle répartie de tous les temps ! Mais que voulez-vous, après ce genre de réplique, alors qu'on s'attend à un " oh le c*nnard" on se prend une belle gifle. Merci encore :) Bonne journée.