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By Anonyme - 22/05/2012 21:36 - France - Lyon
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By Anonyme - 22/05/2012 21:36 - France - Lyon
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By MrFauteuil - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lanester
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By fabien - 24/05/2012 21:59 - France - Soulac-sur-mer
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By Saraton09 - 25/05/2012 00:36 - Canada - Quebec
By Kalas62 - 25/05/2012 00:47 - France - Ghyvelde
By zbikarbi - 25/05/2012 06:55 - France
By NeverAlone - 25/05/2012 09:15 - France - Besan
Salut, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM est bien surprise qu'elle ait été publiée ! C'est très marrant, je vais tout de suite envoyer un message de rage à "ma moitié" : "A cause de toi j'ai été publiée sur VDM !! GRrrr" lol Alors non je ne suis pas lesbienne, il s'agit bien d'un homme... et d'un bucheron qui plus est ! Ensuite j'ai trouvé très drôle les gens qui me recommande de le quitter (on ne quitte pas quelqu'un pour si peu voyons !) ou bien qui me font la morale parce que c'est niais ou que j'ai copié ça sur un site internet. Alors les pères et les mères la morale, sachez que ça fait longtemps que nous sommes en couple, qu'avant cela nous étions tous les deux des célibataires endurcis, donc nous avons une certaine connaissance de la solitude et il sait que la solitude sentimentale me pesait car avant d'être en couple avec lui je pensais ne pas être capable d'aimer. De plus nous nous envoyons souvent des messages dans la journée et là, entre deux messages, j'ai eu un élan romantique hors sujet qu'il n'a pas compris. C'était juste drôle, parce que décalé et ça plombait complètement mon élan... M
By Anonyme - 25/05/2012 13:56 - France - Villard-sur-doron
By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Nonon, c'est possible avec une anesthésie, où ma dentiste m'a montré avant de procéder qu'elle insérait un liquide dans le nerf sous la mâchoire (je n'ai fait que les dents d'en bas). Il y avait aussi un gel pour anesthésier l'intérieur de ma bouche. Elle procédait en coupant des petits morceaux de dents, qu'elle retirait par la suite. Or, il faut une espèce de mini-scie pour cela, ainsi que du rinçage et de la lumière. Quand l'électricité a été coupée, due aux travaux d'en face, il restait un bout assez gros à arracher, qui a dû être extirpé à la pince. Et il fallait recoudre. Donc c'était pas très évident, et tout ça parce que Hydro-Québec a oublié de prévenir qu'il allait couper pour une journée... En plus, il y a aussi une clinique dentaire pour enfant dans le même immeuble, tu te rends compte... Je peux te jurer que mon histoire est vraie ;), même si je comprends qu'uniquement ma parole pour preuve, ce n'est pas nécessairement convainquant... Bonne journée :)