Stalker vibes
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By lisandy - 16/10/2013 10:56 - France - Clamart
Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et, vu certains de vos commentaires, je vous dois quelques explications. Je n'ai pu être très précise en rédigeant puisque le nombre de caractères est limité. Tout à commencer de bonne heure le matin. Je sors de chez moi et remarque l'ascenseur bloqué au 4eme étage. N'écoutant que ma conscience (et n'ayant pas d'autre choix), je descends par les escaliers jusqu'à l'étage concerné pour secourir éventuellement quelqu'un qui serait resté coincé (ces 10 derniers jours, 5 personnes se sont retrouvées dans ce cas). Voyant les portes grandes ouvertes et la cabine, vide, arrêtée sur le palier, je continue mon chemin en ayant, au préalable, noté les références de l'appareil. Une charmante "Caroline" me répond au téléphone et me pose toute une série de questions auxquelles je réponds avec un maximum de détails. Mais quand elle m'a demandé si quelqu'un était coincé dans la cabine malgré les portes ouvertes, le blanc que j'ai marqué ne lui a laissé aucun doute sur la stupidité de sa question. Donc, pour résumer : la cabine était stoppée au niveau du palier, portes grandes ouvertes, sans personne à l'intérieur. Et je précise que l'entretien n'est pas fait par OTIS mais par KONÉ. En espérant avoir répondu à vos questions, je vous laisse vous délecter avec les VDM des autres auteurs. Merci à vous pour vos commentaires.
By Bouboule - 16/10/2013 12:12 - France - Lyon
By Jojolecrado - 16/10/2013 18:36 - France - Les Ch
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Mon loulou m'a sauté dessus au moment où j'étais en train de finir de mettre le mascara , du coup je me suis mis dans l'oeil la minibrosse qui sert à l'appliquer. Comme je porte des verres de contact, pas de dégâts à la cornée :) Mais, du coup, impossible d'enlever le verre de contact tellement mon oeil me faisait mal et coulait... Par contre, effectivement, le mascara lui, a parfaitement résisté!