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By GZeee - 28/12/2012 14:20 - France
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By GZeee - 28/12/2012 14:20 - France
By samsam2601 - 28/12/2012 15:45 - Belgique - Li
By Baby Cat' - 29/12/2012 00:51 - France
By bob - 29/12/2012 01:12 - France - Malakoff
By Anonyme - 29/12/2012 02:17 - France
By Anonyme - 29/12/2012 10:56 - France - Montbeton
By GoldenShower - 29/12/2012 12:35 - France - Saint-andr
By Pantoufle - 30/12/2012 00:29 - France - Orsay
By Anonyme - 30/12/2012 01:24 - France
By Cafard-Man - 30/12/2012 14:57 - France - Lyon
By foreveralone - 30/12/2012 20:21 - France - Sigean
By maon - 31/12/2012 00:40 - France
By lephagocyte - 31/12/2012 09:01 - France - Martillac
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By vance - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Chevreuse
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By druide - 24/11/2012 21:13 - France - Rez
By lama16 - 25/11/2012 00:06 - France
By Biscottes - 25/11/2012 10:29 - France - Ghyvelde
Bonjour, bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et tiens à apporter quelques précisions... Alors tout d'abord c'est vraiment arrivé, ensuite NON je ne suis pas féministe ,et NON mon copain n'est pas c*n et il n'a pas 5, il est marocain ce qui explique qu'il NE CONNAISSE PAS les betteraves... Je lui avais dit de les mettre dans l'eau ( pour les cuire ) sauf qu'il les a lavées aussi... Voila, Voila, Je n'ai plus rien a dire...
OH! CIEL! Ma première VDM publiée! Et en plus, elle suscite énormément de commentaires! Quelle bonne surprise! Oui je suis l'auteur de cette petite anecdote! Bonsoiiiir! A lire certains commentaires je suis un monstre! Je vous rassure, ma collègue à énormément d'humour et a bien rit de la blague. Moi je me suis sentie assez mal en voyant les cheveux de la petite, et elle a rit de plus belle en voyant ma tête devenir jaune! Elle m'a dit "Et oui! C'est ma p'tite rossette"! Et nous nous sommes bidonnée. Et soit dit en passant, la petite est juste magnifique! Quant aux moqueries sur les roux, pour moi cette blague n'est pas méchante. Etre roux, n'est pas une tare. Je suis quelqu'un qui rit de tout! (comme quelqu'un plus haut). Mais pas de manière méchante, certainement pas! J'ai été victime de moqueries étant enfant (cheveux ultra frisés et courts) et j'en ai subit des âneries: "mouton" "choux fleur" etc. Depuis, j'ai bien grandi et c'est moi qui en rit de ma tignasse (que j'ai quand même laissé pousser)! Je me dis que de toute façon qu'on soit noir, blanc, roux, brun, cul-de-jatte, gros, maigre, boutonneux, barbu, moustachu... un petit malin trouvera toujours le moyen de s'amuser avec une ou plusieurs de nos particularités physiques! Alors je préfère me marrer plutôt que de me vexer! Il faut savoir rire de tout non? Mon meilleur pote est noir! Il se marre quand il entend des blagues sur les noirs! Je suis Belge et je me marre des blagues sur Belges (des bonnes bien sûr!). Mon voisin est chinois et... bon ça peut continuer encore dix lignes! C'est tellement plus amusant que de faire la gueule, ou se vexer! Allez nom d'une frite! Mais il est vrai que, comme dirait l'autre, on peut rire de tout, mais pas avec tout le monde. Voilà, voilà! ^^