By Ladydrink - 16/08/2011 22:43 - France
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Vous voulez me connaître mieux ? Envoyez 'téki' au 62600.
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HS mais si je ne lis et ne commente plus les VDM depuis un long moment c'est que j'utilise un bloqueur de publicités, et voir un message culpabilisant de VDM tous les jours eh ben c'est juste hyper relou, heureusement il existe encore certains sites honorables qui ne tombent pas dans le panneau "ZERO PUB" (désolé mais de toute ma vie virtuelle je n'ai jamais cliqué sur une pub et je ne le ferai jamais) et qui proposent de faire des DONS contre la non-vue définitive de ces viols de l'esprit. Je te boude, VDM.
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Coucou, Alors je suis l'auteurE de la VDM, mon pseudo n'est pas le même car au moment de la publication j'étais pas encore inscrite et il m'a fallu un certain temps pour capter qu'il fallait l'être pour poster des commentaires.. x) Alors, est-ce que je l'ai répété ? HAHA, suspense.. Oui, je lui ai demandé pourquoi il n'a pas enlevé ses écouteurs, il m'a répondu qu'il attendait depuis longtemps de faire cette blague à quelqu'un.. Mais quand il a su pourquoi je venais, il s'est aussitôt excusé et m'a dit que si il savait il les aurait direct enlevé .. ;) Mais depuis l'temps on sort plus ensemble :s Vu qu'il a déménagé --'
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Je comprends ton problème, surtout si t'es tombe dans un état du sud ou quoi, ça dois pas être facile :) Qu'est ce que je raconte, c'est moi qui l'ai postée cette VDM, MOUHAHAHAHAHA :D Pour répondre a tout les "t'es mauvais, tu dois certainement dire [des excréments]" je leurs répondrai que hey... C'est déjà pas facile de parler anglais toute une journée, ça l'est encore moins après 21h trajet d'avion, mais si en plus de ça tu tombe au Tennessee, je peux te dire qu'il a FORT moyen que ca arrive, même aux meilleurs... True story bro
Pour raconter la suite, la mère a explosée en sanglot (l'émotion d'entendre son enfant parler), mes potes ont explosé de rire et le père est resté sans voix, mais j'avoue que j'ai eu un peu de mal à le regarder dans les yeux après ça.... On en a jamais reparlé! Le pire c'est que c'est la 2eme fois que ça m'arrive.