By Miam - 12/03/2012 22:06 - France
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Vous voulez me connaître mieux ? Envoyez 'téki' au 62600.
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HS mais si je ne lis et ne commente plus les VDM depuis un long moment c'est que j'utilise un bloqueur de publicités, et voir un message culpabilisant de VDM tous les jours eh ben c'est juste hyper relou, heureusement il existe encore certains sites honorables qui ne tombent pas dans le panneau "ZERO PUB" (désolé mais de toute ma vie virtuelle je n'ai jamais cliqué sur une pub et je ne le ferai jamais) et qui proposent de faire des DONS contre la non-vue définitive de ces viols de l'esprit. Je te boude, VDM.
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je ne pensais pas qu'elle allait être mise sur le site! Merci!! Alors, explication plus détaillée! =) Tout d'abord, mon patron est marié et il a deux enfants. Il à 15 ans de plus que moi, j'an ai à peine 22 et je suis mariée également. ^^ Oui, il est beau et mignon, mais il est assez... spécial! C'est le meilleur patron que j'ai eu et parfois il nous sors des phrases... je ne sais pas où il va les chercher! Ex: Jour du salon de l'auto, il y avait du monde et j'arrive à mon travail, il ne me dit pas bonjour mais: "Tu vas te faire défoncer!" 0.o (Oui patron, d'accord) Je suis entrée dans le bureau et mon boss a fermé la porte, je parlais tranquillement avec lui quand le manageur est arrivé (mignon lui aussi) et quand il a posé la question, mon patron m'a pris dans ces bras et a annoncé ma Fausse grossesse, le manageur y a cru, mais il n'a pas souris. Le patron lui a dit que je voulais prendre Déjà mes mois de congés à l'avance et là, il a paniqué, car il manquais du personnel. Je suis devenue rouge de honte et je n'ai pas sorti un mot. Le manageur m'a demandé si je voulais le garder à mon âge et c'est là que le patron à dit: "Bien sûr qu'elle va le garder! C'est moi le père!" Et il m'a enlacé. Bon, au bout de 30 secondes ils ont éclaté de rire et j'étais soulagée! J'ai bien pris la blague, mais je n'ai plus oser regarder mes deux supérieurs pendant deux semaines, et ils m'ont en fait des blagues!! Le plus drôle c'est mon patron. Un jour il vient vers moi et me demande depuis quand j'ai les cheveux long. Et je lui ai dis que cela faisais 4 mois, il m'a demandé ce que j'utilisais comme produit pour qu'ils poussent si vite... C'était des rajouts de 1 m.... Voilà voilà. la VDM est surtout par le fait qu'il est marié et qu'il drague tout ce qui bouge et que j'ai un copain super jaloux! Vive la confusion et les engueulades... =) En tout cas j'aime bien vos commentaires! Je ris bien! =)