By Anonyme - 17/02/2013 16:52 - France - Herblay
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Vous voulez me connaître mieux ? Envoyez 'téki' au 62600.
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HS mais si je ne lis et ne commente plus les VDM depuis un long moment c'est que j'utilise un bloqueur de publicités, et voir un message culpabilisant de VDM tous les jours eh ben c'est juste hyper relou, heureusement il existe encore certains sites honorables qui ne tombent pas dans le panneau "ZERO PUB" (désolé mais de toute ma vie virtuelle je n'ai jamais cliqué sur une pub et je ne le ferai jamais) et qui proposent de faire des DONS contre la non-vue définitive de ces viols de l'esprit. Je te boude, VDM.
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Bonjour à tous. Oui, c'est moi, l'auteur de la VDM ! Bien que ce soit tardif, je vais vous raconter LA suite ! Il se trouve que la fille de ma VDM est dotée d'un sens de l'humour assez... Compliqué, mais bon, elle m'aime aussi et nous sommes maintenant ensemble ! Voilà voilà !