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About Emoi_cb

"Le travail est l'opium du peuple et je ne veux pas mourir drogué."
{Boris Vian}

Amatrice de dessins et de photographie, je suis aussi violoniste à mes heures... :3

Si tu veux en savoir plus : envoie-moi un message ! ;D

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Top 500 January-February-March 2015

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Dyngus 28

Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci de l'avoir publié ça me fait vraiment plaisir ! Alors je ne suis pas la personne en question qui s'est pris de l'eau sur la tête ce matin, je suis en fait la sœur du copain et j'ai publié cette anecdote pour elle! C'est en effet bien une tradition polonaise et pas un poisson d'avril comme certains ont l'air de le penser (merci à ceux qui la connaisse de l'avoir confirmé et je compatis pour ceux qui y ont goûté ce matin!). Pour ma part je fais partie de cette famille depuis toujours et dans ma famille c'est le premier réveillé qui a le droit de réveiller toute la maison à coup de jet d'eau sur la tête, d'habitude on utilise soit des pulvérisateur ou des verres d'eau à moitié rempli mais comme la copine de mon frère est très joueuse nous avons été un peu vache et nous avons utilisé une bassine ! Elle a très bien pris la chose une fois qu'elle a compris mais au moment du réveil ça a été un peu dur ! Elle n'a mis de coup de pied dans les roubignoles de mon frère, elle ne l'a pas giflé non plus^^comme certains l'ont suggéré ! Elle n'a pas encore répondu à l'attaque mais elle a laisser entendre que l'année prochaine elle serait la première debout ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires vous m'avez beaucoup faire rire et croyez moi les traditions polonaises sont géniales surtout dans une famille comme la mienne où l'ont aime beaucoup faire la fête !

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jetaime76 36

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !