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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Turquie
By Mononucleose - 11/08/2011 09:50 - Royaume-Uni
By AdeLioness - 21/08/2011 06:04
Le film, c'était super 8. Pas que ça soit tellement terrifiant pourtant... Et je confirme : Le coca n'est d'aucune aide pour stopper le sang.
By Lilia1802 - 22/08/2011 18:36 - France
Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.
By Tito - 02/09/2011 10:08 - France
By Hooker - 04/09/2011 07:05 - France
By Volvic - 07/09/2011 20:59 - France
By marie - 12/09/2011 17:25 - France
By Kyllar - 16/09/2011 19:00 - France
By Monsieur Gordon - 17/09/2011 16:45 - France
By RRRrrrr - 19/09/2011 17:11 - France
By lucke59 - 23/09/2011 09:12 - France
By Christine - 26/09/2011 17:01 - France
By authentik47 - 26/09/2011 21:35 - Reserved
Je ne pensais pas que mon GPS voulait autant ma mort que ça... L'autoroute que j'ai pris n'étant pas toute récente ça n'a rien à voir avec la mise à jour... Malheureusement... LOL
By KamekoOo - 09/10/2011 08:51 - France
Alors pour les explications : oui je surnomme mon chat Bouboule parce qu'il a une tête parfaitement ronde (et qu'il a tendance à un peu trop manger aussi, mais ça c'est autre chose....), mais il a pas l'air de se plaindre de ce surnom ! Quant à la petite fille elle devait pas être seule, je pense qu'elle se promenait avec sa mère (ou autre) parce que plus loin dans la rue y'avait une femme avec une poussette, j'en ai déduit sur le moment que la petite fille devait être à elle ! Et sinon beh j'ai retrouvé mon chat ^^
By homemobil - 09/10/2011 17:14 - France
By Anonyme - 12/10/2011 23:53 - Royaume-Uni
By NeverSmile - 13/10/2011 18:03 - France
By ado83 - 19/10/2011 07:10 - France
By sloummy - 20/10/2011 21:13 - France
Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.