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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By brokenmirror - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By alexian2 - 05/02/2012 09:58 - France
B'soir à tous :) Alors pour info, la vendeuse devait avoir 50-55 ans, donc pas très attirante pour quelqu'un de mon âge. Je n'ai pas le même slip coloré, j'avais juste un caleçon. Quand elle a ouvert, je me suis arrêté ( et elle ne m'a pas rejoint, je n'ai pas chanté non plus devant elle), je l'ai regardé avec un air surpris, énervé et gêné en même temps. Elle a dit "excusez moi" et a refermé la cabine. J'avoue que c'est moins qu'elle cool que si elle avait 25 ans et que si elle avait continué la danse avec moi, mais ça m'a bien fait marrer après tout de même. :)
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By ororus - 28/01/2013 16:38 - France - Auxerre
J'ai un peu rodé l'histoire pour la VDM, à vrai dire il m'a appelé pour que je le rejoigne dans l'entrée du bâtiment, ce que j'ai fait, et c'est là qu'il m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait pas trouvé ma porte et qu'il était allé voir à la cave (au cas où, sait-on jamais !). Ce à quoi il a ajouté avec une toute petite voix qu'il était vite reparti parce qu'il faisait tout noir et qu'il avait peur des fantômes. J'ai payé ma pizza avec un sacré fou rire, mais ça valait le coup d'attendre ^^
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By Ah... - 13/10/2016 20:27 - France - Biot
Parce que pour son boulot elle devait se doter d'un portable avec accès à internet !