Déclaration
By Camelia - 28/07/2010 17:16 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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By asduvolant - 21/08/2010 19:36 - France
Bon, je lève le voile. Je roulais sur une 2x2 voies, à la sortie d'une ville de l'est de la France (donc bien dans l'hémisphère nord, là où la neige est plus rare en été), et j'ai "rencontré" cet objet (un long manche en bois avec une tôle galvanisée au bout) probablement "oublié" par un véhicule d'entretien sur une voie de circulation. Le temps de me rendre compte de sa nature, il était sous ma voiture et le choc résultant a brisé la pièce de protection du moteur. Laquelle a bien rempli son office, puisque ce sont les seuls dégâts, mais il me faut la remplacer. Rien de bien grave ni passionnant donc, sinon l'étrangeté de la rencontre. AdV
Merci pour vos commentaires, un plaisir de lire vos réactions toutes différentes les unes des autres. Cette situation m'est réellement arrivée, et je peux vous confirmer que je suis vacciné sur l'emploi du mot "épicé" ! d'autant plus, que lorsque le passager est allé "pissé", il en est sorti tout sourire, en me faisant un signe de la tête pour me remercier. inoubliable ! :)