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By Anonyme - 30/12/2011 20:30 - France
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Comme dit précédemment, je ne parle pas de régime mais de détoxification. Ce qui n'est pas du tout la même chose le but n'étant absolument pas de maigrir! En effet, il serait particulièrement idiot et dangereux de se priver au long terme d'éléments essentiels, et de ne manger qu'une seule catégorie d'aliment, j'ai fait ça pendant une journée ce qui, entre nous, n'est pas franchement dramatique! Ca permet juste de calmer le jeu pour que l'organisme se repose un peu tout en éliminant les toxines mais ça donne un petit peu faim au cours de la journée et on fait vite une fixation sur des trucs bons à manger il faut l'admettre! C'est un professionnel de santé qui m'a conseillé cette pratique à faire DE TEMPS EN TEMPS, après on y croit ou on y croit pas c'est une autre question! Bien à vous, mangez bougez!
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By Anonyme - 10/01/2012 07:46 - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Le papa n'est ni stupide comme certains l'ont dit, ni une histoire sans lendemain. En écrivant cette question, l'idée n'était pas de lui demander vraiment s'il voulait être le papa de notre bébé mais de lui annoncer d'une manière sympa ! Etant donné que ca fait longtemps que nous l'attendions, la réponse est tout simplement évidente. Il n'a juste pas compris tout de suite, il avait la tête ailleurs, je pense que ça peut arriver à tout le monde. Après bien sur qu'il y a eu les cris de joie etc... J'espère que ce message vous éclaire. Et un grand merci pour vos félicitations !