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By Anonyme - 23/04/2014 09:10 - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - 23/04/2014 09:10 - France - Paris
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Salut à tous! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM, oui je suis bien une fille, sûrement étourdie je ne vous le cache pas... Je me suis créée un compte j'avais trop envie de vous raconter ! Je suis en seconde et ma mère avec d'autres intervenants est venue nous présenter sa structure. Elle a parlé que 5min mais ça n'a pas loupé... Son téléphone a sonné, sonnerie au maximum et tout au fond de son sac en vrac... C'est principalement elle qui m'a trahie, elle etait super mal à l'aise et m'a fixé pendant quelques secondes. J'étais rouge écarlate ! Mon prof ayant vite compris (il était le seul a connaître le nom de famille de ma mère) en a rajouté une couche: "Vous chantez bien Elodie!" Pour répondre à vos questions, je ne sais absolument pas chanter mais heureusement m'a petite soeur m'accompagnait. Et la sonnerie! Je suis déçue personne n'a trouvé, c'est un "remake" de "Lola" de Superbus, ma mère s'appelle Annie : " Allô Annie décroches-moi je t'appelle et tu ne réponds pas, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom, allô Annie c'est, moi yeeah "
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ma sœur avait 10 ans à l'époque des faits, c'était donc de la naïveté enfantine ! N'empêche que cela nous fait toujours autant rire depuis des années.