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M3l0dy's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 14/08/2011 23:53 - Liban
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Y a prescription
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Sadique
By Alex - 04/10/2011 14:40 - France
Lucky Strike
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Prévention
By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 18:22 - France
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Retiens toi
By pffff - 25/02/2012 21:16 - France
Petit diable
By enfantuniquetuseras - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By S.B. - 05/03/2012 20:44 - France
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Bien le bonsoir ! Agréablement surprise d'avoir été publiée ! Et merci pour vos commentaires, d'ailleurs certains m'ont bien fait rire ;) Alors, pour apporter quelques précisions (car 300 caractères ne permettent pas de détailler le récit) : lorsque j'ai senti qu'on farfouillait dans mon sac je me suis évidemment retournée... pour découvrir un homme ! Eh oui ! Évidemment il a nié en bloc, et vu qu'à la première vérif' rien d'important ne semblait manquer j'ai laissé tomber. Ce n'est qu'une fois chez moi que j'ai réalisé la disparition des tampons (et là, je me demande bien ce qu'il peut en faire...).
By Julien - 06/03/2012 21:26 - France
By misty93 - 06/03/2012 23:00 - France
La référence
By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 18:44 - France
Merci…?
By kikwui - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Miam - 12/03/2012 22:06 - France
By x_anaya - 07/05/2012 07:47 - France - La Courneuve
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Alors je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM. Je suis super contente d'avoir été publiée en ce triste 1er jour de partiels... Vous avez égayé ma journée du coup ! Je viens donc apporter quelques précisions :) Premièrement j'ai vraiment beaucoup ri de tous ces jeux de mots ! Parfois les commentaires sont au moins aussi drôle que la VDM. Sinon pour #21 et #83 , au temps pour moi pour le "e", j'ai écrite la VDM ce matin avant mes partiels (hum hum...) et je n'ai pas fait attention :) Sinon alors j'explique : c'était pendant les vacances, on était allés au restaurant qui se trouvait près d'un fleuve, et le restaurant possédait une véranda. On entre tranquillement, on s'installe à table pour manger en amoureux. Là, petit bisou discret par dessus la table et c'est ce moment qu'a choisi un canard pour voler littéralement sur mon copain. Le canard avait réussi à entrer par la seule porte ouverte et attaquer furieusement mon homme ! La propriétaire du restaurant et la serveuse en sont restées plus qu'étonnée devant la fureur du canard qui attaquait. M'enfin, on en a bien ri ! Je suppose que je dois être heureuse d'exciter même les canards haha ! :D Pour ceux qui parlent de la VDM avec un cygne, maintenant qu'on en parle je m'en souviens, j'avais tellement rigolé que je n'aurais jamais pensé qu'il m'arriverait un truc dans le genre... Et #49, peut-être étais-tu dans ce fameux restaurant et as-tu eu l'honneur de rire de cette VDM en direct ? :p
Je tiens à préciser qu'elle devait avoir la soixantaine bien passée :D Et effectivement on sentait bien l'ancienne bombasse, probablement qu'elle doit regretter le temps où elle faisait des ravages (maintenant c'est plutôt le temps qui a fait des ravages...) Mais sur le coup je vous assure que ça surprend solidement :s