By Nela - 18/02/2011 17:37 - France
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Censored
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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I’m your new creative director
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Marteauman's favorite FMLs
Moment détente
By jeunepermis - 22/02/2011 17:56 - France
By Anonyme - 23/02/2011 13:40 - France
C'est la régle
By ragniania - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Krikette - 28/02/2011 15:53 - France
By Tijuana - 05/03/2011 23:01 - France
By Asphyxie - 06/03/2011 10:14 - France
By MsCajou - 08/03/2011 02:36 - Canada
By divayht - 09/03/2011 16:21 - France
Astuce bricolage
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Suisse
By MATT7680 - 11/03/2011 13:38 - Reserved
MATT7680 tells us more.
Dommage…
By mauvaisencaissement - 25/09/2009 12:59
By jusquela... - 27/09/2009 14:11
Cache tes yeux
By pfff - 28/09/2009 14:38
By Chichou - 29/09/2009 14:35
Je déconne
By Mammie - 30/09/2009 09:32
By Oups - 01/10/2009 15:55
By bibou-25 - 06/10/2012 11:20
bibou-25 tells us more.
Alors pour la fin de l'histoire: La mamie est descendue juste après m'avoir dit ça, on est devenu tout rouge (je suis timide effectivement =) et je pense que lui aussi), il ne m'a plus regardé et il est descendu à la station d'après :'( pas de fin romantique désolée!
Dans la gueule
By Tampax - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Merci patron
By Sham - 07/10/2009 06:11
Salut c'était bien l'épreuve de bac de philo en effet, mais en juin 1998... Merci en tout cas pour les coms ! :)