DimeFromHell

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  • 29 years-old
  • Tuesday 16 September 1997
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About Dimefromhell

Tu ne peux me toucher car je porte la pire des infections
Je la répands contre ceux que j'aime aux grés des impulsions
Jamais je n'ai voulu propager cette odieuse bactérie
Pardonnez-moi, je n'aurais pas du rester plâtré dans vos vies

Pourquoi fallait-il que je sois doté de cette terrible malédiction
Cet affreux syndrome qu'est celui d'aimer d'une force sans nom
Mais surtout pourquoi donc m'avoir aimé en retour?
Moi, le pauvre magicien qui a raté son dernier tour

Je suis la laideur maquillée et le bonheur mal habillé
Je suis la peste soignée et la joie balafrée
Je suis la croix délabrée et le clou mal forgé
Je suis le Jésus athé et le bouddha taré

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Dimefromhell's favorite FMLs

lylykek tells us more.

lylykek 6

Merci d'avoir publié notre vdm. Alors je suis l'auteur de cette VDM enfin le demenageur pas le frigo. Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Alors il m'arrive de parlé en dormant mais rarement de soulever des frigo. Pour préciser l'allusion au frigo n'est pas en rapport avec ma copine mais nous venions d'emmenager dans notre appartemment donc je suppose que cela m'a obsédé. Malgré le reveil brutal pour ma chérie il le fut aussi pour moi car dans son reveil brutal j'ai recu quelque coup pour la reposer. Merci a tous

prafice tells us more.

prafice 47

La maison de mes voisins est à 20 mètres de la mienne, j'espère que tout se passera bien !!