By Léon - 12/08/2015 12:43 - France
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hello c'est moi l'auteur et j'ai été très surprise de voir ma vdm ! Alors pour ce qui pense que c'etais une prothèse de soutient gorge ,je ne suis pas de cet avis pour remettre dans le contexte le plage ce trouver en Espagne et quand le vent est fort il y a beaucoup de courant et de vagues . A mon avis elle doit être un déchet médical d'une clinique ou quelque chose dans le genre ! comme quoi on peut trouver vraiment des choses vraiment bizarres . Merci encore d'avoir voté pour ma vdm :)
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By hanna_anzhela - 30/08/2015 18:39 - Ukraine - Zaporizhzhya
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Comme vous avez pu le voir, je suis venue voir ma famille en Ukraine (et j'en suis très heureuse, la cerise sur le gâteau étant la publication de ma VDM :D ). Ma cousine, que je n'avais pas vue depuis presque 1 an, m'a sorti cette phrase après m'avoir vue avec mon copain. Après maintes questions, j'ai appris qu'elle l'avait entendu à la télévision mais qu'elle ne savait pas vraiment ce que cela signifiait (#42 avait donc raison ;) ) #6 Je lui ai bien entendu expliqué que ce n'est pas vrai, et qu'elle trouvera son Prince charmant quand elle sera plus grande. Elle m'a répondu, le yeux pétillants: "Ah bon? Comme Cendrillon?" :') #24 Merci pour le fou rire, vraiment! :D
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By Anonyme - 31/08/2015 07:33 - France - Le Mans
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By Balamou - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et à mon plus grand plaisir elle a été publiée. J'aimerai apporter quelques précisions, tout d'abord je m'excuse pour ma bêtise, ce n'était pas un chameau mais bien un dromadaire appartenant à mes grands parents. C'était la nuit, nous venions d'arriver. Il faisait très chaud dans le salon et mon grand père ronflait vraiment vraiment très fort alors j'ai pris mon matelas et j'ai décidé d'aller m'installer dans le jardin dehors sous l'olivier; sous lequel était attaché leur dromadaire. Ce n'est que le lendemain que mes grands parents m'apprirent qu'ils avaient acheté un dromadaire pour pouvoir gagner de l'argent en faisant des balades aux touristes et qu'ils le gardaient attachés sous l'olivier. Voilà donc mon histoire un peu mieux développée, je me sentais obligé d'écrire un petit commentaire face au quelques personnes qui me paraissaient sceptiques.