Je ne fais pas mon âge
By badgone88 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By badgone88 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By houbz - 18/10/2011 21:14 - Reserved
By homme - 19/10/2011 05:28 - France
By ado83 - 19/10/2011 07:10 - France
By Lunn - 19/10/2011 19:56 - France
Oui j'ai le sommeil bien lourd. Et il sait ouvrir la porte... Je vais mettre un leurre dans mon lit pour qu'il me foute la paix XD
By anonyme - 21/10/2011 12:46 - France
By Anonyme - 22/10/2011 07:38 - France
By secretliar - 23/10/2011 01:47 - Canada
Allo! Nan c'est pas sorti de Samantha Oops ni d'une ancienne VDM, et honnêtement je ne suis pas étonné que ça soit déjà arrivé avant et qu'il y ait déjà eut une VDM similaire! C'est pas ma coloc qui a choisi le nom "Jésus", elle l'a récupéré d'une connaissance. Pis honnêtement je suis pas choqué, moi ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose parce que justement ça provoque des situations cocasses :) Tout cas, Jésus est finalement rentré à la maison, plus qu'à espérer que y'aura pas trop de pèlerins ;)
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By Lala_Winky - 27/10/2011 13:44 - France
Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...
Je suis d'accord avec toi sauf qu'au bout de 5 ans elle me connait et elle sait que j'attache de l'importance au mariage. Et une blague avec une bague a la main, ça fait cher la blague LOL.. Mais elle a compris que je ne plaisantais pas et on rediscute sérieusement du mariage maintenant ! ;)