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Hello ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, même si elle date un peu :) Pour répondre à vos questions : - le lieu : Paris, moi en train de monter dans le bus, et comme souvent, plein de monde à l'intérieur. Du coup je me suis retrouvée un pied dedans, un pied dehors pendant quelques secondes. - les protagonistes : un charmant SDF qui vivait en face de chez moi avec qui j'échangeais quelques mots quand je passais devant. Et moi. Et toute la ligne 91. - l'action : je sais pas trop ce qui lui est passé par la tête, mais mon gentil voisin a couru jusqu'à l'arrêt de bus après m'avoir vue y embarquer, et il m'a attrapé le pied. Il a récupéré la tong, jugé que ça pouvait être utile, et s'est barré en courant. - épilogue : je suis redescendue à l'arrêt suivant, suis rentrée chercher de quoi me chausser chez moi (j'ai laissé tomber les tongs pour quelque chose qui tenait mieux au pied, si ça peut faire plaisir aux anti-tongs). Je n'ai jamais revu mon voleur, donc pas pu connaître ses motivations. Voilà !