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By sby - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By sby - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By samuel - 03/12/2008 18:21
By padchance - 06/12/2008 13:33
By caliméro - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Onde - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By delf - 18/12/2008 10:18
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By beebird - 18/01/2009 00:19
Bon, tout d'abord je suis une fille, et ensuite c'etait bien un vieux... C'était quand j'habitais encore à Paris (je ne regrette rien d'ailleurs, les Londoniens sont bien plus polis en général), je lui avais tenu la 1ère porte, le problème pour lui, c'est qu'il y en avait une 2e à passer. Je lui ai donc repondu d'un ton passablement énervé : "Et bonjour ? Et merci ?", j'ai passé la 2e porte sans lui tenir, pris l'ascenseur sans l'attendre et en le renvoyant au dernier étage... Depuis ce jour-là, à chaque fois qu'on se croisait, j'avais droit à un "Bonjour Mademoiselle" d'un ton tout gentil et avec un sourire... un peu craintif, je dois dire! Comme quoi, faut savoir se faire respecter... ;)
By Touille - 19/01/2009 15:18
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By Ina - 22/03/2009 09:52
C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM, je vous assure que c'est vrai. Je regardais le haut de la tour Eiffel, en bonne touriste, quand le bonbon a atteri sur mes lunettes. Sans lunettes, je pense que j'aurais fini borgne. Ah au fait, c'était un crocodile en gélatine.
By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Yvonne - 25/03/2009 18:58
Je n'ai pas dit qu'il était fou parce qu'il a fait une réflexion sur mes jambes mais parce qu'on voyait que c'est un malade mental, comme on en voit beaucoup trop dans le métro parisien. Y avait pas grand monde, donc pas d'affiche, mais j'avoue que ça m'a fait bien rire, j'suis pas assez complexée pour le prendre mal xD