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By moti - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By lolalarousse - 26/02/2012 11:24 - France
By Anonyme - 28/02/2012 14:43 - France
By Dr. House - 28/02/2012 19:20 - France
By TMida - 29/02/2012 07:08 - Suisse
By Mimouu - 01/03/2012 19:42 - France
By kader - 06/03/2012 07:38 - France
By boptiloup - 06/03/2012 21:31 - Pays-Bas
By utilisateur85 - 18/03/2012 11:29
By Ana3aa - 19/03/2012 10:01 - Suisse - Geneva
By jaune999 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Brignoles
By Aldoch - 29/03/2012 13:45 - France
By le hamster - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Geneva
By PtitPing0uin - 28/04/2012 09:49 - France - Marseille
Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)
By Avion - 01/05/2012 05:37 - France
By LC - 04/05/2012 07:34 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 04/05/2012 10:30 - France - Paris
By Mouhahaa - 07/05/2012 14:17 - France - Malakoff
By Beurk - 08/05/2012 10:14 - Réunion - Le Tampon
By maarnie - 08/05/2012 15:16 - France - Andard
Elle ne parlait ni français, ni anglais, et ne faisait pas d'effort pour essayer de comprendre mon chinois .. Elle ne s'intéressait pas à beaucoup de choses et allait se coucher à 20h30. J'aurais tellement aimé lui renvoyer par la poste oui .. Mais bon, tant pis. VDM !
Bonsoir à toutes et à tous je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM car oui je suis bien une femme et selon la langue française on peut mettre auteure au féminin maintenant... Premièrement merci d'avoir validé ma VDM et merci pour ce moment de franche rigolade en lisant certains de vos commentaires! Non ce ne sont pas des âne-ries et je vous dois bien quelques explications avant que cela devienne la dé-bande-âne... Lorsque j'étais petite j'habitais à la campagne et ma voisine avait un âne nommé Bibichon et tous les étés on s'amusait à aller devant son champ, je rigolais et lui ... me répondait de son cri et avait une érection à chaque fois. Sauf que son papa nous a vu faire et nous a demandé d'arrêter car ça pouvait devenir dangereux il pouvait sauter la barrière et nous courir après ^^ Quelques années plus tard mon Institut dans lequel je faisais mes études était doté de deux ânes je vous laisse imaginer la suite... la "malédiction" me poursuit donc. Voilà vous savez tout! Pour plus de précisions mon rire ressemble au cri du phoque d'un âne d'un vieux klaxon de voiture... ou encore à celui d'Arthur ou de Dominique Farrugia. Bonne soirée à vous HI HAN HI HAN PS: Je ne m'appelle ni Anne ni Juliette ^^