Projection
By bambi_fou - 28/05/2012 18:46 - France - Marseille
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By bambi_fou - 28/05/2012 18:46 - France - Marseille
By John - 29/05/2012 09:10 - France
By launcher - 29/05/2012 10:43 - France
By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 13:55 - Sénégal - Massar
By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 16:21 - France
By toto - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Carquefou
By pyrowoman - 29/05/2012 16:50 - France - Velaux
By ca-cest-fait - 29/05/2012 19:56 - France - Poigny-la-Forêt
By CestPasMoiCestLUI - 29/05/2012 21:59 - France
By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 22:54 - France - Yzernay
By Anonyme - 30/05/2012 04:55 - Belgique - Louveign
By ODN - 30/05/2012 09:43 - France - Guebwiller
By maria_sw6 - 30/05/2012 10:38 - France - Nice
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Misstaigne - 31/05/2012 21:25 - France - Gif-sur-yvette
By sya00 - 01/06/2012 17:07 - France - Montagnac
By Anonyme - 01/06/2012 23:29 - France - Rambouillet
By Pitite - 02/06/2012 09:35 - France - Versailles
By marie0910 - 02/06/2012 09:48 - France - Nancy
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Après avoir dit cette énormité, il y a eu un long moment de silence et le voisin s'est mis à avoir un fou rire. C'est alors que j'ai compris ce que j'avais dit. J'ai donc rectifié en disant qu'il s'agissait d'un trou ... de mémoire. Il a finit par m'ouvrir et m'a remercié pour le fou rire que je lui avais donné !
By vic - 02/06/2012 19:14 - France - Marcelcave
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Oui, je sais je n'ai pas le même pseudo, étant donné que je n'étais pas sur mon compte. Bref, je tenais d'abord à vous remercier pour être justement de mon côté, et ne pas avoir été "tenté" de m'incendier puisque je suis partie dénoncer cet homme. Je vous avouerais que j'ai hésité pendant un moment. Dois-je lui dire ou pas ? Si je lui dis c'est la fin de leur couple, mais je me suis mise à sa place et je sais que j'aurais aimé qu'on me le dise si mon homme faisait des avances à une de mes amies. Surtout qu'il a été assez odieux avec elle, la comparant à moi. " Elle n'est pas si douce que toi, elle n'est pas si gentille, si marrante", etc. J'ai trouvé cela assez déplacé sachant qu'il lui sort des "je t'aime" à tout va. Donc voilà, en ce qui concerne la réaction de mon "amie", j'ai d'abord pensé qu'elle plaisantait, mais non non, elle était bien sérieuse. Je lui donc dit (pour ceux qui veulent connaître la suite) " Oui, tu as raison, je ne t'arrives décidemment pas à la cheville, c'était une vilaine blague de ma part, mais le jour où il te quittera pour une autre, ne compte pas sur moi pour venir te consoler". On est bien d'accord pour l'élire la plus nulle répartie de tous les temps ! Mais que voulez-vous, après ce genre de réplique, alors qu'on s'attend à un " oh le c*nnard" on se prend une belle gifle. Merci encore :) Bonne journée.