By Anonyme - 16/04/2012 07:58 - France - Champs-sur-marne
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Kharneth's favorite FMLs
By Cycerx - 22/04/2012 13:03 - France - Seyssins
T'es qui toi ?
By Anonyme - 25/04/2012 08:18 - France - Eysines
By Wiwi1 - 25/04/2012 12:13 - France - Lanrivoar
By toto13660 - 26/04/2012 21:37 - France - Istres
By Anonyme - 27/04/2012 12:52 - Royaume-Uni - Manchester
By PtitPing0uin - 28/04/2012 09:49 - France - Marseille
PtitPing0uin tells us more.
Au radar
By gloups - 15/05/2012 22:52 - France - Montpellier
By lablonde - 15/05/2012 23:25 - France - Bagneux
By floyd_1992 - 20/05/2012 17:30 - Belgique - Anderlues
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)
Tout va bien ?
By John - 29/05/2012 09:10 - France
By Username - 31/05/2012 08:58 - Belgique - Liège
By Anonyme - 19/06/2012 11:46 - France - Nantes
Un Oscar, vite
By Anonyme - 04/07/2012 06:08 - Luxembourg
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
Trou noir
By Zizette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Le Raincy
By Patate - 10/07/2012 07:48 - Royaume-Uni - London
By Mart1435 - 21/07/2012 09:02 - Belgique - Carni
Bon ap'
By lyly - 08/08/2012 23:24
By _Enjoy_ - 12/08/2012 08:12 - France - Choisy-le-roi
Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)