By Jonestown - 24/09/2015 08:59 - France
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Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci de l'avoir validée. C'était une demande plutôt inédite que l'on me demande une couleur à la fois si précise et si vague... Il se passe que je dois travailler en Pantone, et que donc une multitude de couleurs s'ouvrait à moi... J'ai fini par choisir le 2925 C et ça lui a plu ! C'est vrai que ce n'est pas très loin du bleu VDM ! J'avoue avoir pensé demander à aller voir par moi même avec mon Pantonier pour être sûr, mais j'ai eu un doute sur le fait que mon patron accepte de me payer le voyage ! Bref, le client était content et c'est ce qui compte !