By tourterelle - 24/02/2011 09:03 - France
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Bouchon
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By POouet - 28/02/2011 11:01 - Belgique
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Comme j'en ai l'opportunité, je vais préciser pour ne pas passer pour un monstre (ce n'est pas facile de tout dire en 300 caractères). ^^ En fait, je cherchais le tube de dentifrice et, ne le trouvant pas sur l'évier, je lui aie demandé où il était. Elle m'a donc montré le carton encore fermé et, devant mon incontrôlable moue dubitative, j'ai eu droit à ses explications plus ou moins douteuses... Non, je ne suis pas arrivée en criant "Hé, la belle-doch, tu sortirais pas ta brosse à dent des cartons histoire de rafraîchir tout ça!". ;)
By Anonyme - 28/02/2011 12:01 - France
By CarolineB - 28/02/2011 12:41 - France
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Je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde d'un coup. - Il n'y avait pas que cette raison, ne vous inquiétez pas, mais elle en faisait largement partie. - Je ne me fie plus trop au destin, si à chaque signe bizarre j'avais décidé en fonction de ça, ma vie aurait été un sacré bordel croyez-moi. - Enfin, aucune chance pour qu'on se remette ensemble, je trouvais juste ça marrant de partager cette petite anecdote, si le malheur des uns peut faire sourire les autres alors à la bonne heure! (Ah oui et c'est une fille, pas un mec, désolée de vous décevoir dans vos pronostics mais au moins ça supprime les froids qu'il y'a pu avoir dans vos commentaires les uns envers les autres ^^.)
Astuce régime
By Houna - 28/02/2011 13:19 - Reserved
Bonsoir à tous ! Alors, la balle n'a causé aucun dommage, mais le chien l'a fissuré. Je vous rassure, il va bien, c'est la chose que je suis allée vérifier en premier, il était juste un peu assommé ;) Plus de peur que de mal, mais pour ma vitre c'est pas le top.