Pioupam

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  • 32 years-old
  • Tuesday 23 November 1993
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About Pioupam

Etudiante.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

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Al_et_xandra 11

Bonjour mes chers amis ! Je suis -malheureusement- pour moi, l'auteure de cette VDM... 'tendez que j'vous raconte tout dans le détail ! Je suis donc en pleine cambrousse, le soleil se fait rare, la pluie nous accompagne. Il pleut comme vache qui pète euuh... qui pisse pardon. Je vois donc au loin, un mec canon : blond surfeur, 1m80 et qui semble avoir mon âge. Hop, ni une ni deux j'ouvre mon pare-soleil et recoiffe ma tignasse. Et là, c'est le drame. Il se trouve que j'ai de gros soucis intestinaux qui me font péter à tout va... C'est donc tout naturellement qu'un doux zéphir sort de mon... Bref. Habituée à mon odeur, je ne m'en préoccupe guère et prend vite un chewing gum pour avoir une haleine fraîche (et c'est là que c'est comique, parce que l'autre orifice de mon corps, ne sent pas la chlorophylle lui...) Je m'arrête en ayant préalablement ouvert la vitre du côté passager pour lui demander sa direction. Assez loin de la voiture, le malheureux ne se rend compte de rien, et me souris (peut être était il charmé ?) en m'indiquant son chemin. Je l'invite à monter et là... Grand moment de solitude : je ne me rends compte que maintenant que dans ma voiture c'est Tchernobyl et les chambres à gaz combinés. Gênée comme y a pas, j'ouvre maintenant MA fenêtre pour faire un peu d'air. Et c'est à ce moment que ce charmant garçon me dit "C'est gentil de me prendre mais le pet c'était pas obligatoire..." Je me confonds en excuses et aimerait rentrer dans le moteur comme le font les petits chats avant le mourir dans d'atroces souffrances. Sauf que... Sauf qu'en m'arrêtant à l'endroit indiqué il me demande... Mon numéro. Si on se revoit et que je pète une nouvelle fois, croyez-vous qu'il tombera amoureux ? Merci à vous pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez bien fait rire =) Vous comprendrez que je ne suis pas du genre à vous envoyez de doux baisers... A la place, je vous pète au nez ! PS : Prenez ça avec humour, ne faites pas les offensés du c** ! =)