Incapable
By onetwoonetwo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By onetwoonetwo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By erulelya - 17/10/2011 01:00 - Suisse
Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).
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By Aetos - 26/10/2011 19:34
A tous ceux qui pensent que j'avais pris quelque chose d'illégal, NON, c'étaient juste deux pilules homéopathiques tout à fait innocentes que je ne citerai pas sinon je pense que vous ferez tous des rêves bizarres dans pas longtemps! xD Il m'arrive de faire des rêves étranges sans pilules mais la fois ou je les ai prises, c'était plus... Conséquent...