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By toilet-man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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By toilet-man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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By swissedelic - 24/01/2012 12:55 - Suisse
Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
By siwo_siwa - 25/01/2012 22:56 - France
Oh je suis validée :) Joie ^^ Pour répondre un peu aux quelques commentaires que j'ai pu lire, malgré le fait que je pense qu'aucun parent n'a à se justifier tant que son enfant est bien traité ;) ... Oui quand je prends ma douche mon fils est là, j'ai du mal à me lever le matin alors je vais certainement pas me lever 30mn plus tôt pour une douche! Du coup il est dans la salle de bains avec moi, il joue tranquillement et moi je me douche tranquillement aussi... Donc Oui il me voit nue, tout comme moi j'ai vu mes parents nus quand j'étais petite, et je ne suis pas déséquilibrée pour autant, à chacun ses limites de pudeur, certains parents ne veulent pas qu'on les voit nus, très bien, mais c'est pas mon cas... Le jour où il ne voudra plus que je le vois nu, ça voudra dire qu'il est gêné aussi de nous voir nus et on fera attention... Comme mes parents ont fait avec moi ;) Bref, pour parler réellement de cette VDM lol, malgré une petite gêne of course, apparemment il y avait beaucoup de buée, je me raccroche à ça pour éviter à avoir à démissionner lol ^^
By Cacestfait - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 17:43 - France
By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 18:22 - France
Juste pour répondre à deux remarques qu'ont souvent été faites : _Oui la barre verticale du plus était arrondie, elle était pas penchée mais formait un arc de cercle, le plus ressemblait à un mélange entre le signe "appartient à" et un trident, mais bon, j'aurais sans doute pu me douter que "A trident B" n'éxistait pas en mathématique je crois :p _Je sais bien que de toute façon vous dîtes ça pour déconner mais on ne peut pas redoubler sa première année, seulement la seconde si on a pas eu l'école qu'on voulait... A la fin de la première, soit tu passes en seconde année, soit t'es viré avec un coup de pied au cul... ^^