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By Mamie Danielle - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Illange
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By Mamie Danielle - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Illange
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By fifail - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Poupsie - 08/07/2012 17:13 - France - Lille
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )
By Daba - 10/07/2012 23:22 - France - Paris
By Miklaufe - 12/07/2012 16:04 - France - Vaur
By Roro31 - 14/07/2012 04:14 - France - Roquettes
By Sirelith - 14/07/2012 18:33 - France - Saint-maximin-la-sainte-baume
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, je ne suis pas blonde. Comme quoi ca peut arriver à tout le monde ^^ C'est vrai que ce musée est tres particulier et ce n'est sûrement pas celui que j'ai préféré. Personellement, je trouve que c'est difficile de comprendre ce que l'auteur a voulu dire. En plus, les explications sont en anglais (je suis nulle en anglais...) et l'oeuvre n'est pas toujours très belle, alors ca n'a plus beaucoup d'intêret. Allez-y quand même, rien que pour la vue du dernier étage, ca vaut le coup. De toute manière, le musée est gratuit ;)
By Anonyme - 15/07/2012 16:54 - Belgique - Antoing
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !