Le déni
By Vent74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Vent74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Nitidule - 18/07/2011 08:31 - France
By haticka - 18/07/2011 10:55 - France
By Anonyme - 18/07/2011 16:30 - France
By Elemental - 18/07/2011 20:35 - France
By chlo-usvn - 19/07/2011 09:12 - France
By Nico25 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
By picole - 20/07/2011 10:29 - France
By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 08:44 - France
By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 17:38 - France
By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 21:21 - France
By viv - 23/07/2011 12:32
By Alidea - 23/07/2011 14:28
Bah pour moi, utiliser mon cerveau quand je stresse me permet de me concentrer sur autre chose =) Mais j'ai survécu ;)
By Ouiski-bar - 23/07/2011 15:21 - Espagne
By coco64 - 24/07/2011 11:28 - France
By Anonyme - 24/07/2011 11:49 - Espagne
By Anonyme - 24/07/2011 18:54 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Za3mama - 24/07/2011 23:48 - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*