By Cataclysme - 02/03/2010 21:40
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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The return of the thumb
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Kalshaa's favorite FMLs
C'est moche
By Onthebus - 03/03/2010 22:47
By besoin d'un psy? - 15/03/2010 00:08
Surprise
By cha - 18/03/2010 09:58
Schlengue
By foulmoune - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By dudule - 07/04/2010 14:22
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By Oups - 14/04/2010 18:52
By [...] - 17/04/2010 20:42
Projet d'avenir
By Ju. - 20/04/2010 14:01
Max la Menace
By lbr856 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Coucou !
By Username - 26/04/2010 16:02
Ambiance
By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Le Mush - 03/05/2010 12:47
Le Mush tells us more.
Pause clope
By banana - 11/05/2010 15:31
By Hémerde - 13/05/2010 17:42
By v_d_m - 15/05/2010 18:16
By Smilegirl - 16/05/2010 12:01
Smilegirl tells us more.
Et non je ne suis pas parano c’est bien de mes règles qu’il parlait ! Il a sorti ça pendant une soirée entre potes en disant qu’il en pouvait plus d’attendre, et il a trouvé ça marrant de le mettre sur facebook, et bien sûr j'ai eu le droit à beaucoup de sous entendus aujourd'hui. Je pense qu’il prenait aussi en compte la remarque #74 parce que je suis vraiment une chieuse pendant cette période !
By Petitprof - 17/05/2010 20:52
Voyant dans les commentaires que certains n'y croient pas trop, je tiens à préciser que le remplaçant en question était manutentionnaire dans mon bureau et qu'il ne m'avait remplacé que parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre choix. A savoir que dans les grands bureaux de Poste, on met à la manutention tous les gens "à problèmes" : Alcooliques, drogués (c'est pas une blague) et tous ceux dont la Poste a trop honte pour les montrer au public.