Kalshaa

Mr
0
Followed
0
Followers
30
Badges
16
Comments
5154
Visits
249
Favorites
  • lille, France
  • 38 years-old
  • Wednesday 14 September 1988
  • Single

About Kalshaa

Nothing to say here

Kalshaa - Followers

Kalshaa - Followed

Kalshaa's page visits

Hugged!

Wishko chocolanoi... omtortue Chulo84

Kalshaa's FML badges

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The list of badges to find

Kalshaa's favorite FMLs

pasencore91 tells us more.

pasencore91 4

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Quelle drôle de surprise de voir que j'ai été publiée ! Merci merci ! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, j'avais pensé à rajouter le fameux "Il n'est pas de toi" mais ça lui en aurait fait trop d'un coup je pense haha ! La blague est arrivée au summum quand je lui ai montré le test de grossesse positif, qui était en fait celui de mon fils que j'avais gardé comme souvenir ! Bon il a tenté de se justifier après avec un "Mais non chérie, c'est pas que je n'en veux pas, c'est juste que nos nuits auraient été 2 fois moins courtes, mais sinon c'est que du bonheur". Bon effectivement, il arrête pas de me dire qu'il veut "10 enfants comme lui" tellement il l'aime :) Mais ce n'est juste PAS le bon moment haha Et oui j'ai bien vérifié que je n'étais pas réellement enceinte ^^ Merci encore ! Belle journée :)

HelloItsMe69 tells us more.

HelloItsMe69 5

Bonjour, bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Cette histoire s'est déroulée il y a quelques années déjà. C'est donc au cours d'un repas de famille que j'ai entendu mon oncle et mon père parler de ses problèmes de stérilité. Ils étaient dans une pièce à part, nous n'avions pas encore commencé le repas mais les caractères limités de la VDM ne permettent pas de donner assez de détails. Après le choc, j'ai pris mon courage à deux mains et j'ai demandé des explications à mes parents. J'ai bien été reconnue par mon père (stérile) à la naissance mais je ne suis au final que la fille biologique de ma mère. Mes parents se sont rencontrés alors que ma mère venait tout juste d'apprendre qu'elle était enceinte et mon véritable géniteur ne voulait pas de moi. Ça a été très dur au début mais ça n'a rien changé à nos relations car il m'a toujours traité comme son enfant. Il a été là à chaque bobo, chaque maladie, m'a appris à faire du vélo. Sans lui je ne serai rien. C'est mon papa <3