Saisonnière
By boudecrock - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Schiltigheim
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ayant eu un compte dont j'ai perdu le mot de passe je doute que la véracité de mes propos ne puissent aisément être prouvée.. Breeef. Il se trouve que je ne m'attendais pas du tout à voir ma VDM sur le site (Oui, j'ai du retard, je sais). J'ai vraiment bien rit en lisant vos commentaires. Il se trouve que mes parents étaient encore ensemble au moment des faits et que NON, la Voisine n'est pas ma Mère.. Breef, mon père nous a avoué ça au 3° mois de grossesse de notre chère voisine, ma mère l'a très mal vécu et l'a mis à la porte. (Étonnant ?) Mais au final je crois que la plus grosse VDM revient à mon père, ma mère l'a quitté et l'enfant n'est en fait pas de lui. (Physiquement parlant pour le bambin, c'est IMPOSSIBLE. ) Quand vous parliez de "maison de passe" .. M'enfin il se trouve que depuis deux mois ma mère a laissé une deuxième chance à mon père et nous avons.. Déménagé. Dans un trou paumé, sans voisin(e)s.. Hasard ? XD
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By MartyGreen - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mer
Finalement, notre animal nous a été laissé, et du coup, je crois que nous n'allons plus nous risquer à le vendre... J'étais complétement étonnée de cet appel, et mon copain n'a pas du bien réfléchir à ce qu'il écrivait. Aujourd'hui, on en rigole encore :)