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Umbre's favorite FMLs
By lilou78 - 02/10/2009 14:14
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Le roi
By SisterBoulet - 05/10/2009 17:45
By Aaricianne - 28/03/2018 10:42
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Les élèves ont 8 ans... On peut les pardonner.. En tout cas, j'ai bien rigolé. Si vous voulez me proposer des mots insolites à caser dans mes prochains cours, ça peut se faire.. ;)
By CB - 11/10/2009 14:49
By JC-Convenant - 12/10/2009 11:40
By bender - 12/10/2009 20:16
Spicy
By pasglop - 13/10/2009 10:09
By pierrot145 - 14/10/2009 14:44
Trop technique pour moi
By Catherine2009 - 14/10/2009 14:53
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By normal quoi. - 19/10/2009 14:44
By Loow - 19/10/2009 20:38
Perdu
By adieuvelib - 22/10/2009 10:37
By nevuss - 22/10/2009 17:23
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Devant le nombre de commentaires, je décide d'apporter quelques précisions. J'habite en Belgique où ces études se font en 5ans (3ans de bachelier puis 2ans de master), voilà pourquoi je suis en 4ème. Tout d'abord, je pense que "C'est pas sorcier" est une excellente émission. Mais elle décrit des concepts extrêmement basiques, ne nécessitant pas de prérequis, du niveau de l'enseignement secondaire (en Belgique, 3ans de maternelle, 6 ans de primaires, 6 ans de secondaires puis le supérieur). La VDM est donc due au fait qu'on a passé 40 min à "apprendre" comment vole un avion et à admirer une course entre le camion de Marcel et l'hélicoptère de Fred alors qu'au cours précédent, on étudiait les écoulements transsoniques et supersoniques. De plus, ces émissions on les a déjà vues, revues et re-revues (en secondaire justement). En conclusion, à cause du cours absolument pas structuré, à niveau variable et pour les 20 pages de cours qu'on devra apprendre par nous même parce que "Madame la Professeur" n'a pas le temps de nous les expliquer, VDM. (Comme a si bien dit Jamy en guise de mot de la fin, "Elle manque pas d'air"...).
By Chopinou - 23/10/2009 08:45
By Tobka - 23/10/2009 09:58
La ref'
By Solton - 23/10/2009 15:25
By tarach - 24/10/2009 11:26
By maman très colère - 24/10/2009 13:21
Une chose est sûre : je me suis fait rigoler toute seule. Pour rassurer les mauvaises langues, je ne suis pas inculte, j'ai fait des études, et j'aime regarder certaines séries tv sans avoir l'impression de m'abrutir pour autant. Je suis juste parfois tête en l'air, et là j'étais en grande forme LOL.