Essayage
By Anonyme - 18/03/2016 09:53 - France - Fontainebleau
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
By Anonyme - 18/03/2016 09:53 - France - Fontainebleau
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je peux vous garantir qu'après ça je suis partie le plus vite possible et que ma mère s'est passée de commentaire sur ce qui venait de se produire. Bref faut le prendre avec humour^^
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Merci pour vos messages. Bien sur, je ne suis pas à l'origine de l'oeuvre d'art qui ornait ma selle (selle de couleur grise, c'était un b Twin). Ce sont des collègues du boulot qui se sont...bien amusés ! Quand à l'emploi du mot "bite" devant le gendarme, j'avoue que c'est le seul qui m'est venu à l'esprit au moment où il a fallu que je trouve un signe distinctif. Mais je vous rassure, j'ai fait un signe de croix en sortant de la brigade !!! ;o)
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour vous donner la suite de l'histoire et les détails. Ca s'est bien passé hier. En fait ma collègue n'avait strictement rien fait alors que le dossier était à faire en binôme. Je n'ai fait aucune remarque ni à elle ni à notre entourage professionnel. Ma remarque était pas du tout dans le but de la déstabiliser au contraire elle compromettait la suite de sa présentation. Je ne voulais pas qu'elle se sente ridiculisée ou qu'un supérieur le lui fasse remarquer. Et j'ai chuchoté ! Elle avait déjà fait ce genre de remarque auparavant et avait eu un avertissement. Pour ma réaction, j'ai ri puis j'ai lancé "Bon sans transition on va passer a la suite etc" Notre directeur l'a malgré tout repris en lui disant qu'il l'attendait au service RH apres la réunion. Ah et à tous ceux un peu étrange qui lui donnaient raison, personne n'a à se faire insulter au sein de son entreprise !