Gazeuse
By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Allemagne
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Allemagne
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Comme vous avez pu le voir, je suis venue voir ma famille en Ukraine (et j'en suis très heureuse, la cerise sur le gâteau étant la publication de ma VDM :D ). Ma cousine, que je n'avais pas vue depuis presque 1 an, m'a sorti cette phrase après m'avoir vue avec mon copain. Après maintes questions, j'ai appris qu'elle l'avait entendu à la télévision mais qu'elle ne savait pas vraiment ce que cela signifiait (#42 avait donc raison ;) ) #6 Je lui ai bien entendu expliqué que ce n'est pas vrai, et qu'elle trouvera son Prince charmant quand elle sera plus grande. Elle m'a répondu, le yeux pétillants: "Ah bon? Comme Cendrillon?" :') #24 Merci pour le fou rire, vraiment! :D
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Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et à mon plus grand plaisir elle a été publiée. J'aimerai apporter quelques précisions, tout d'abord je m'excuse pour ma bêtise, ce n'était pas un chameau mais bien un dromadaire appartenant à mes grands parents. C'était la nuit, nous venions d'arriver. Il faisait très chaud dans le salon et mon grand père ronflait vraiment vraiment très fort alors j'ai pris mon matelas et j'ai décidé d'aller m'installer dans le jardin dehors sous l'olivier; sous lequel était attaché leur dromadaire. Ce n'est que le lendemain que mes grands parents m'apprirent qu'ils avaient acheté un dromadaire pour pouvoir gagner de l'argent en faisant des balades aux touristes et qu'ils le gardaient attachés sous l'olivier. Voilà donc mon histoire un peu mieux développée, je me sentais obligé d'écrire un petit commentaire face au quelques personnes qui me paraissaient sceptiques.