Lilyornot

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  • 31 years-old
  • Sunday 12 March 1995
  • In a relationship

About Lilyornot

J'aime le chocolat, m'allonger sous le cerisier en fleur du jardin, l'odeur d'un gâteau qui sort du four, commencer une série et me faire toutes les saisons déjà sorties en un minimum de temps, marcher pieds nus dans l'herbe ou le sable, voir les beaux jours revenir, écouter la pluie tomber quand on est au chaud dans son lit (surtout s'il y a un velux au dessus du lit en question)...
Je n'aime pas: les endives, la glace à la vanille, la sensation du velours et les gens malpolis. Bonne journée à vous!

Je réponds toujours aux messages perso tôt ou tard.

J'ai rencontré mon cher et tendre sur VDM il y a 6 ans. Si vous êtes là pour trouver quelqu'un, persévérez. C'est pas la solution la plus efficace mais c'est toujours moins cher que Meetic.

Et si vous le pouvez, essayez de donner votre sang, ça sauve des vies chaque jour :)
Dernier don : le 11/08/2016

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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He who tries, wins.

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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Tell us what happened next

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Censored

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Invader

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Anth0w22 tells us more.

Anth0w22 7

Merci de compatir avec moi et je suis bien MDR en lisant vos coms :) Pour enlever les doutes cette VDM est véridique (malheureusement j'ai envie de dire...) #47 : qui a dit que pour moi les préliminaires c'etais que les bisous...? justement je n'y ai même pas eu le droit... Merci Facebook ;) Anth0w

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Wouhou ! Je m’attendais à un petit débat si la VDM était publiée, pas à une polémique...^^ Donc, pour commencer, j’assume sans problème le fait de mater du porno, de regarder du rugby avec une pizza et une bonne bière. Le souci, c’est que mes potes me surprennent comme ça m’amuse un peu moins... (Qui aimerait se faire surprendre avec du **** allumé sur son PC par des amis de sexe opposé ?) Pour précision, j’ai zappé le début du match, occupée devant mon ordinateur (hum), et quand j’ai fini ma petite affaire, j’ai percuté de l’heure, j’ai donc sauté sur la télé, en mettant le truc en pause et en zappant totalement, vu que je suis rentrée dans le match direct. Donc quant mes potes sont arrivés, ils m’ont bien chambré, et il a fallu quelques minutes avant que je percute de ce qu’il y avait sur mon pc. Ils savent que ça m’arrive, mais le voir était une autre affaire^^ Et je sens qu’ils ont pas fini de me chambrer, même si c’est pas méchant. Quoi qu’il en soit, sur le moment, je n’étais pas super à l’aise. Quant à mon physique, c’est clair que je ne corresponds pas aux critères « féminins », vu que je suis assez musclée et avec de l’embonpoint, poste de pilier oblige. Maintenant, dans ma façon de m’habiller, j’essaie un maximum de compenser ça, je mets des talons, je me maquille, et contrairement à certains clichés, je me lave même assez régulièrement ^^ Je ne pense quand même pas ressembler à une armoire à glace dans la rue. Et même si, je suis bien dans ma peau et dans mes formes, c’est pour moi l’essentiel.