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  • Friday 19 August 1977
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If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

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Mike Tyson

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Tell us what happened next

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A new thumb

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50 quality comments

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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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I’m your new creative director

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What'ch'all looking at?

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EdgeAristo tells us more.

EdgeAristo 0

Pour la petite histoire, le conducteur de train m'a ramené en TGV du "hangar à train" à la gare de Rennes qui était à quelques kilomètres (c'était ma destination donc ça va), il m'a fait rentrer dans la cabine du TGV donc c'était cool. #1 Non, mais visiblement, ils doivent faire un tour dans les wagons, j'sais pas trop, ça m'a paru bizarre aussi après coup. En tout cas les contrôleurs n'ont pas fait leur boulot parce qu'ils doivent vérifier après chaque terminus que tout le monde est descendu. #2, 3... NON ! Je suis barbu mais comme quelqu'un de normal (désolé Chabal), une barbe de 15 jours, vous imaginez pas un mec qui se marche sur la barbe. Quant à l'adjectif "gros", j'suis pas si gros que ça, c'est juste qu'emmitouflé dans mon manteau, ça devait peut-être faire cet effet. Bref, la partie "gros barbu" c'était pour donner un peu de "relief" à la vdm, j'pensais pas que tout le monde se focaliserait là dessus xD

sushi tells us more.

sushi 0

#9 avec moi on regarde pas la télé :) et je juuuure que je ne l'ai pas poussé. Cela dit il a assez vite rigolé... et les bisoux magiques marchent toujours aussi bien.

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géraldinebadluck 0

Pour les explications : en fait j'ai complètement manqué de présence d'esprit, par réflexe je lui ai dit "oui, il est..." , au même moment je sortais le réveil de ma poche en prenant trop tard conscience que j'aurais mieux fait de dire que non, je n'avais pas l'heure ... Quant au réveil, c'est un truc classique rouge et carré de 8 cm de côté à peu près, classique mais flashy quoi. Sur le moment, vu sa tête qui exprimait "c'est quoi cette folle ?", je me suis sentie ... très bête ! ;)

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Ha ha ha ! 0

Après un énorme fou rire auquel je n'ai pas pu remédier, étant donné que c'est un prof plutôt jeune (& qui parait un peu bizarre dans sa façon de se comporter avec les filles de la classe, mais qui est très sympas). Je suis allée m'expliquer avec lui un peu plus tard sur le pourquoi du comment du texte. =) ce fut très comique =D

d31 tells us more.

d31 14

En fait, c'est arrivé il y a 6 ans maintenant (que le temps passe vite), mon ainée était en prématernelle, elle avait à peine 3 ans, comme c'était la saison fraiche chez nous, au mois d'août (l'année scolaire va de février à décembre), il lui mettait des legging avec des T-shirts à manche longue, et c'était pas trop froissé le lendemain. Par contre pour la coiffure... Ses camarades n'ont rien remarqué, par contre quand j'ai recommencé à déposer ma fille à l'école quelques jours après être rentrée à la maison, la maitresse m'a dit qu'en voyant Naomie arriver la semaine précédente, elle a tout de suite su que maman était rentrée à la maison : )