Connard !
By Dynamix - 19/05/2013 09:47 - France - Carquefou
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By Mzlle_Ju - 08/06/2013 19:53 - France - Orl
Salut, c'est moi l'auteure de la VDM :-) Déjà, tout vos commentaire m'ont bien fait rire. Alors premièrement, non, je ne cherchais pas à ouvrir à mon amant, et deuxièmement, l'armoire était assez petite, raison pour laquelle elle ne m'as pas complètement écrabouillée. Je m'en sort plutôt pas mal, à part un déboitement de l'épaule dû à une ouverture trop violente de la porte xD. Super glorieux comme blessure de guerre. Fin voilà, j'espère que vous allez continuer à bien vous foutre de ma gueule ;-).
By Scarlett - 09/06/2013 10:25 - France - Launaguet
By motardepunk - 10/06/2013 20:26 - France
Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM , que j'ai écrite sans me connecter. Tout d'abord, je tiens à dire que cette amie parle beaucoup de sa vie amoureuse, et comme le dit #23, elle prend 2 heures pour dire ce qui se dirait en 10 minutes. Et je le lui avais déjà fait remarquer. Je comprends tous les TLBM, et pour tous ceux qui me demandent pourquoi je la considère comme une amie, c'est parce que, en dehors de toutes ses tirades sur sa vie amoureuse, elle est sympa et on rigole bien ensemble :)