Les larmes
By Albukitty - 14/02/2012 22:19 - Espagne
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By Albukitty - 14/02/2012 22:19 - Espagne
By Excuishle - 16/02/2012 21:01 - France
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By UnRoux - 26/02/2012 12:58 - France
By Mimouu - 01/03/2012 19:42 - France
By yannisjadis - 15/03/2012 13:11 - France
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By Speculoose - 22/03/2012 12:42 - France - Grenoble
By Freestyler00 - 20/04/2012 08:07 - France - Ris-orangis
By Zwouip - 03/05/2012 08:31 - France - Champillon
By Demoniya - 19/05/2012 21:55 - France
Désolée pour la répétition, j'avais pas vu, j'ai changé la mise en forme plusieurs fois et ça m'a échappé... J'ai des enfants, voilà d'où venait la tache ^^ Et j'ai remarqué que l'impression de mur grisâtre était en fait dû à une fine couche de poussière accrochée à la tapisserie, un coup de lingette dépoussiérante et le tour était joué ! :) On ne pense jamais à dépoussiérer ses murs ! :D
By Anonyme - 28/05/2012 10:44 - Belgique - Brussels
By nono29 - 11/06/2012 14:24 - France - Arcueil
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.
By MrsJamesKerry - 17/06/2012 13:02 - France
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
By Sac.poubel - 06/07/2012 08:34 - France - Astaffort
By WrongWay - 21/07/2012 10:15 - France - L
By Gabzouille - 26/07/2012 08:27 - France
By Anonyme - 05/08/2012 00:09 - France
je ne croyais pas que ma vdm allait passer... j'ai l'air encore plus con lol