Lokasenna

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  • Londres
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  • Saturday 30 March 1991
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About Lokasenna

Longue vie au roi. Tralala.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Lokasenna's favorite FMLs

surederien tells us more.

surederien 0

En fait, ce putain d'oiseau me pourrit la vie depuis quelque temps déjà. Je bosse dans la mode, et, il y a 3 semaines, j'ai ramené à la maison un tissus genre UNIQUE auquel il fallait faire trop gaffe. Je le pose dans le salon, et ce qui devait arriver arriva.. ce c....... d'oiseau est rentré à mon insu et m'a déposé plein de jolis cadeaux partout ! HEUREUSEMENT, il avait évité par miracle ledit tissu.. Imagine la gueule du couturier si je lui avais dit que les tâches sur sa magnifique étoffe venait d'un oiseau.. j'ose à peine l'imaginer ...

EdgeAristo tells us more.

EdgeAristo 0

Pour la petite histoire, le conducteur de train m'a ramené en TGV du "hangar à train" à la gare de Rennes qui était à quelques kilomètres (c'était ma destination donc ça va), il m'a fait rentrer dans la cabine du TGV donc c'était cool. #1 Non, mais visiblement, ils doivent faire un tour dans les wagons, j'sais pas trop, ça m'a paru bizarre aussi après coup. En tout cas les contrôleurs n'ont pas fait leur boulot parce qu'ils doivent vérifier après chaque terminus que tout le monde est descendu. #2, 3... NON ! Je suis barbu mais comme quelqu'un de normal (désolé Chabal), une barbe de 15 jours, vous imaginez pas un mec qui se marche sur la barbe. Quant à l'adjectif "gros", j'suis pas si gros que ça, c'est juste qu'emmitouflé dans mon manteau, ça devait peut-être faire cet effet. Bref, la partie "gros barbu" c'était pour donner un peu de "relief" à la vdm, j'pensais pas que tout le monde se focaliserait là dessus xD